Looks & Observations
THEY SAID: Built like a brick
privy in a fog.
WE SAY: Heavy-set.
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THEY SAID: Had to tie a
porkchop aound his neck so the dog would play with him
WE SAY: He was an ugly baby
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THEY SAID: He could go bear
huntin with a switch
WE SAY: He is a very large
person
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THEY SAID: He looked like a
pig on ice (IF ID)
WE SAY: He is clumsy
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THEY SAID: He was hit with the
ugly stick.
WE SAY: He is not attractive.
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THEY SAID: He was so short,
he'd hafta stand on a brick to kick a duck in the ass!
WE SAY: He's kinda short on
one end!!!
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THEY SAID: Heavy as a
dead priest.
WE SAY: Weighs a lot.
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THEY SAID: Her hair's all
struebly
WE SAY: Her hair is disheveled
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THEY SAID: He's nothing to
write home about.
WE SAY: He's not that
impressive.
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THEY SAID: He's uglier than a
mud fence
WE SAY: He's ugly
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THEY SAID: He/she could eat
corn through a picket fence.
WE SAY: He/she has buck teeth.
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THEY SAID: He/she is as ugly
as a bucket full of assholes.
WE SAY: Two buckets!
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THEY SAID: I look like Annie
off the pickle boat.
WE SAY: I'm really a mess.
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THEY SAID: If she/he stood
sideways, she/he wouldn't cast a shadow!
WE SAY: She/he is too thin!
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THEY SAID: If somebody told
her to haul ass, she'd have'ta make 6 trips!!!
WE SAY: Wow, is she fat!!!
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THEY SAID: Isn't that cunning!
(Rhode Island)
WE SAY: Isn't that cute!
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THEY SAID: I've seen better
heads on nickle beers
WE SAY: A littly ugly
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THEY SAID: Just like two peas
in a pod
WE SAY: Alike
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THEY SAID: Knee-high to a
grasshopper
WE SAY: short
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THEY SAID: Legs by Steinway,
body by Fisher.
WE SAY: Enormous.
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THEY SAID: Looks like he/she was drug through a knothole backwards
WE SAY: He/she looks bad
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THEY SAID: Looks like rats
nested in your hair last night.
WE SAY: Your hair sure is
tangled.
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THEY SAID: My hair looks like
a hoorah's (hornet's?) nest.
WE SAY: I need to comb my
hair.
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THEY SAID: Nice bumperkit
WE SAY: Nice butt
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THEY SAID: Not enough meat on
her bones!
WE SAY: She's too skinny!
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THEY SAID: Prettier than a
speckled pup in a red wagon
WE SAY:Beautiful
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THEY SAID: She looks like
death eating a cracker.
WE SAY: She looks really bad
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THEY SAID: She looks like five
miles of bad road (IF ID)
WE SAY: She is ugly
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THEY SAID: She's a three
bagger!
WE SAY: She's very ugly
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THEY SAID: She's as ugly
as a mud fence!
WE SAY: She is not very attractive!
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THEY SAID: She's built like a
brick shithouse
WE SAY: What a body
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THEY SAID: She is as ugly as
Old Maid Sin.
WE SAY: She is not too
attractive.
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THEY SAID: She said, " I need
to paint the barn."
WE SAY: she needs to put on
her makeup
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THEY SAID: That's as cute as a
bug's ear.
WE SAY: That's really neat!
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THEY SAID: Ugly'er than the
south end of a north bound mule.
WE SAY: UGLY!
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THEY SAID: When she hauls ass
she has to make more than one trip
WE SAY: She is fat
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THEY SAID: When she walks, it
looks like two cats fighting in a bag!
WE SAY: Viewed from the rear,
she really swings her hips!
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THEY SAID: You look like sheep
shit on a shallow pond!
WE SAY: You look terrible!
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THEY SAID: You look like
sumpin' the cat drug in
WE SAY: You look awful!
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THEY SAID: You look like the
backside of bad weather! (southern Georgia)
WE SAY: You're a mess!
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THEY SAID: You look like the
wreck of the Hesperus
WE SAY: You really don't look
at all well.
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THEY SAID: Your hair looks
like a rat has been sucking on it.
WE SAY: Your hair is a mess.
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THEY SAID: Your hair looks
like you combed it with an egg beater.
WE SAY: Having a bad hair day?
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