Looks & Observations

THEY SAID: Built like a brick privy in a fog.

WE SAY: Heavy-set.
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THEY SAID: Had to tie a porkchop aound his neck so the dog would play with him

WE SAY: He was an ugly baby
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THEY SAID: He could go bear huntin with a switch

WE SAY: He is a very large person
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THEY SAID: He looked like a pig on ice (IF ID)

WE SAY: He is clumsy
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THEY SAID: He was hit with the ugly stick.

WE SAY: He is not attractive.
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THEY SAID: He was so short, he'd hafta stand on a brick to kick a duck in the ass!

WE SAY: He's kinda short on one end!!!
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THEY SAID: Heavy as a dead priest.

WE SAY: Weighs a lot.
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THEY SAID: Her hair's all struebly

WE SAY: Her hair is disheveled
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THEY SAID: He's nothing to write home about.

WE SAY: He's not that impressive.
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THEY SAID: He's uglier than a mud fence

WE SAY: He's ugly
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THEY SAID: He/she could eat corn through a picket fence.

WE SAY: He/she has buck teeth.
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THEY SAID: He/she is as ugly as a bucket full of assholes.

WE SAY: Two buckets!
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THEY SAID: I look like Annie off the pickle boat.

WE SAY: I'm really a mess.
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THEY SAID: If she/he stood sideways, she/he wouldn't cast a shadow!

WE SAY: She/he is too thin!
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THEY SAID: If somebody told her to haul ass, she'd have'ta make 6 trips!!!

WE SAY: Wow, is she fat!!!
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THEY SAID: Isn't that cunning! (Rhode Island)

WE SAY: Isn't that cute!
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THEY SAID: I've seen better heads on nickle beers

WE SAY: A littly ugly
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THEY SAID: Just like two peas in a pod

WE SAY: Alike
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THEY SAID: Knee-high to a grasshopper

WE SAY: short
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THEY SAID: Legs by Steinway, body by Fisher.

WE SAY: Enormous.
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THEY SAID: Looks like he/she was drug through a knothole backwards

WE SAY: He/she looks bad
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THEY SAID: Looks like rats nested in your hair last night.

WE SAY: Your hair sure is tangled.
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THEY SAID: My hair looks like a hoorah's (hornet's?) nest.

WE SAY: I need to comb my hair.
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THEY SAID: Nice bumperkit

WE SAY: Nice butt
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THEY SAID: Not enough meat on her bones!

WE SAY: She's too skinny!
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THEY SAID: Prettier than a speckled pup in a red wagon

WE SAY:Beautiful
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THEY SAID: She looks like death eating a cracker.

WE SAY: She looks really bad
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THEY SAID: She looks like five miles of bad road (IF ID)

WE SAY: She is ugly
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THEY SAID: She's a three bagger!

WE SAY: She's very ugly
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THEY SAID: She's as ugly as a mud fence!

WE SAY: She is not very attractive!
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THEY SAID: She's built like a brick shithouse

WE SAY: What a body
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THEY SAID: She is as ugly as Old Maid Sin.

WE SAY: She is not too attractive.
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THEY SAID: She said, " I need to paint the barn."

WE SAY: she needs to put on her makeup
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THEY SAID: That's as cute as a bug's ear.

WE SAY: That's really neat!
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THEY SAID: Ugly'er than the south end of a north bound mule.

WE SAY: UGLY!
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THEY SAID: When she hauls ass she has to make more than one trip

WE SAY: She is fat
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THEY SAID: When she walks, it looks like two cats fighting in a bag!

WE SAY: Viewed from the rear, she really swings her hips!
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THEY SAID: You look like sheep shit on a shallow pond!

WE SAY: You look terrible!
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THEY SAID: You look like sumpin' the cat drug in

WE SAY: You look awful!
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THEY SAID: You look like the backside of bad weather! (southern Georgia)

WE SAY: You're a mess!
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THEY SAID: You look like the wreck of the Hesperus

WE SAY: You really don't look at all well.
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THEY SAID: Your hair looks like a rat has been sucking on it.

WE SAY: Your hair is a mess.
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THEY SAID: Your hair looks like you combed it with an egg beater.

WE SAY: Having a bad hair day?
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