Body Functions & Health Issues
THEY SAID: Are you on the rack?
WE SAY: You are grouchy, are
you on your period or something.
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THEY SAID: Bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed
WE SAY: Awake and ready for
the day.
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THEY SAID: Choked chicken and no water hot!
WE SAY: Hope
you can quit coughing before you die!
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THEY SAID: Digging for gold
WE SAY: Picking one's nose
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THEY SAID: Don't get your
bowels in an uproar!
WE SAY: Calm down
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THEY SAID: Feed a fever,
starve a cold.
WE SAY: Keep warm when you're
sick.
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THEY SAID: Gonna get some
shut-eye!
WE SAY: I'm going to sleep!
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THEY SAID: I feel like I was
eaten by a wolf and shit out over a cliff.
WE SAY: I don't feel well.
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THEY SAID: I feel like I've
been called for, wouldn't go and wouldn't do when I got there.
WE SAY: I'm very tired.
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THEY SAID: I gotta go see a
man about a dog.
WE SAY: Gotta take a leak.
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THEY SAID: I was shot at and
missed and shit at and hit
WE SAY: I am tired
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THEY SAID: If you don't quit
sitting on the ground, you'll catch cold in your rear end and live forever.
WE SAY: Don't sit on the cold
ground or you'll get sick.
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THEY SAID: I'm as weak
as "pond water."
WE SAY: I don't have much energy.
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THEY SAID: I'm fair to
middlin', thank you!
WE SAY: I'm doing OK, thanks!
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THEY SAID: I'm finer'n frog
hair and twice as fluffy.
WE SAY: I feel really good.
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THEY SAID: I'm fine as
frog hair split in the middle.
WE SAY: I'm
very well.
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THEY SAID: I'm so tired, the
seat of my pants is dragging my tracks out.
WE SAY: I'm very tired.
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THEY SAID: It's like a woman
with a nosebleed, if it ain't one damn thing it's another.
WE SAY: If it's not one thing
it's another
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THEY SAID: I've got a hitch in
my git-a-long.
WE SAY: I have a pain in my
back.
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THEY SAID: Lower than snake
shit in a wheel track
WE SAY: Feeling down
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THEY SAID: My dogs are killing me!
WE SAY: My feet really ache!
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THEY SAID: Shake the dew off
the Lily!
WE SAY: I have to pee!
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THEY SAID: She's got the vapors
WE SAY: She's gassy
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THEY SAID: She's on the rag!
WE SAY: She's ragging!
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THEY SAID: Skachoowich (Scat,
you witch!)
WE SAY: Bless you. (Sneezes
are caused by witches. Supposedly an old Irish belief)
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THEY SAID: Tallywhacker
WE SAY: A man's private parts
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THEY SAID: That smarts
.
WE SAY: That hurt.
.
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THEY SAID: The man you're
rolling those pills for is dead.
WE SAY: Quick picking your
nose.
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THEY SAID: What did you want
me to do, "Let it crowd up around my heart and kill me?"
WE SAY: Sorry, farted!
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